Artist: Vic Niell
Type: Page and Half
Printed in Issue: 28th December 1985

The Story

The Toffs arrive at school with lots of presents for the Scruffs. At first teacher thinks that's nice, but suddenly realises they're likely to be booby trapped. So Sir takes them and puts them somewhere safe. Next he hear's the Scruffs arriving with presents for the Toffs. Sir takes the presents off them to check them for booby traps too.

Soon, Teacher is opening the presents to check them. But they're well wrapped, it takes him an hour to get through the wrapping, then another two hours to open the bozes. And when he finally gets in he finds they're all harmless toys. Teacher feels bad for misjudging his class and wraps them back up.

But as he takes them all back to class, he catches the tail end of a fight. The class knew he'd spend all morning examining the presents so took that opportunity to have a fight. And now it's over they exchange their Christmas presents.

Notes

Presents include Island of Doom Jigsaw, Space Shuttle Model Kit, Bumper Joke Book, and a Daft Pursuit Game.