Artist: Tom Paterson
Type: Single Page
Printed in Issue: 20th July 1985

The Story

Hunk Harrison is the Captain of the school Domino team and can't decide whether to ask out Glenda or Belle. So he tells them to fight for him.

Glenda and Belle roll up their sleeves ready to do. But first Belle asks for a pact against hair pulling as she's just had hers set. Glenda agrees, and then asks not to aim for noses so they don't look like a boxer. Belle agrees, and then asks to avoid stamping on toes so as not to ruin nails. Glenda agrees, and then asks to avoid punching in the mouth so they don't end up looking like Dracula, and whilst agreeing Belle asks to avoid the mascara.

Impatient, Hunk Harrison tells them to get on with it, although Belle points out girls can't break their word. Glenda points out that under the circumstances there is only one thing they can hit, Hunk Harrison!

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