Artist: Anthony Hutchings
Type: Single Page
Printed in Issue: 6th September 1986

The Story

Walt and his friends hear a group of girls yelling. He discovers they are excited about a picture of Simon La Blob. Walt offers to buy it, but when asked if he's a fan, Walt points out it'll scare off intruders. One of the girls says she's got Simon's autograph, but Walt is surprised he can actually write!

The girls say they'll swoon if they see him because he's so good looking, but Walt tries to convince them under his makeup, Simon is like the Hunchback of Notre Dame! The girls then realise he's appearing at the Plaza that evening, and the all head off down there.

As he pulls up, Walt says he's so ugly he makes Dracula look handsome. Meanwhile the press want to take a picture of Simon with his fans. Walt's in the picture, but then asked to get out of the shot - they say their photographers are far too sensitve for his ugly mush!