Artist: Terry Bave
Type: Single Page
Printed in Issue: 5th October 1985

The Story

Little Nickum is listening to the end of Guy's lesson about good manners and being rude to people. Nickum thinks there's little chance of making Guy rude as they walk home from school. Suddenly Guy shouts "Shut Your Trap." Nickum thinks that's rude, but it was a command being called to a guy in a cellar as two girls came rollerskating around the corner. Shut your trap door.

Next, Guy shouts "Go Jump in the Lake" which Nickum is convinced is rude. But the command is to some ducks who are pestering some kids have a picnic. Finally, Guy yells "Fatty," which Nickum insists must be rude. But he's saying it to his Mum who is looking in the butcher's for some meat. According to Guy, the meat in that butcher is far too fatty and fat is bad for them!

Nickum, frustrated with the situation, yells at Guy to "Go Boil Your Head," but Guy's teacher just happens to be walking by, and tells Nickum off for being rude!

Notes

Guy's command to the ducks makes them go away (what is he, Dr Dolittle as well!?!?)
Guy's teacher tells Nickum that if he were in his class, the punishment would be 100 lines.