Artist: Mark Bennington
Type: Single Page
Printed in Issue: 29th March 1986

The Story

It's the Spring sale at Costalots Department Store, and the customers are fighting for clothces and demolishing everything that stands in their way. At the end of the day Bert is in pieces. The dummies admit sales week is tough, like a battlefield, as they wheel Bert to theh casualties department where the Dummies will get fixed. Eventually, Bert is fixed, and the dummies are still saying it's better when the prices are up as people stay away.

That gives one of them an idea. The following morning the customers rush in through the door, but the dummies have used helium balloons to rise my above the customers!

Notes

A note of the shop door says it's the last day of sales.