Artist: Tom Paterson
Type: Single Page
Printed in Issue: 1st June 1985

The Story

Belle has put all the names of the dishy boys of the school into a hat to pick one to take to the school disco. Glenda wants to make sure Belle doesn’t choose her boyfriend, so helps Belle to ensure she doesn’t cheat.

First she puts a blindfold on Belle and then ensures Belle picks a name from a different set as opposed to one of those in the hat. The lucky boy is Arnold Slugg, a spotty geeky wimp. Belle is horrified as she doesn’t remember his name being in the hat.

She keeps her word and goes to the disco with him….but keeps the blindfold on all night!


A set of false teeth with the label Teach can be seen on the floor as can a smelly sock
Arnold has flies hovering around him